That was way too close for comfort. A win’s a win, though. Now I’m going to go get in bed and watch Sleepless in Seattle. 

What in the actual fuck is FSU thinking?!?!?

WE HAVE NO MORE TIME OUTS AND THERE’S STILL 8 MINUTES LEFT IN THE 3RD QUARTER. 

Just flipped over to the Red Sox game. Is anyone even at that game? Pathetic.

Red Sox posts didn’t make you leave, but college football did? Okay. Smell ya later. 

FSU vs. OSU is about to start AHHHHHHH

I’m taking this gif in to my hairdresser and saying “do this to my head, please.”

I’m taking this gif in to my hairdresser and saying “do this to my head, please.”

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"Previously, on football…"

This just made me laugh really hard!

I officially need to find a new place to get my nails done. One of my students her mom was there. She said hi and then just sat across from me and stared at me the whole time….. Not exactly relaxing.

This year ESPN has story lines written in the guide descriptions for college football games on tv…… Just tell me which two teams are playing at 3:30, not “Second-ranked Alabama heads into a season without quarterback AJ McCarron for the first time in four years, but the crimson Tide have a talented pair of hopefuls looking to fill the void. West Virginia seeks improvement after a 4-8 2013 campaign.”

JUST TELL ME 3:30 ALABAMA vs. WEST VIRGINIA.

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

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foodandwine:

© Tara Fischer

Brunch Upgrade: This light and refreshing version of the classic Bloody Mary is made with fresh tomato water.

Recipe: Tomato-Water Bloody Marys