“There could be a show called ‘25 & Pregnant’ and I’d be like, ‘Oh no! Those poor kids!’”
— Aziz Ansari (via hurtineveryonethatmademe)

foodandwine:

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Travel Tuesday: Chef José Andrés loves the Sauvignon Blanc at Glen Manor Vineyards in Virginia (photo). Here, more of Andrés’s incredible Virginia wine country tour.

  1. take a super hot shower
  2. pretend today didn’t happen
  3. go to bed

I hate it when life kind of kicks you in the ass and all you want to do is go to bed and stay there for a while, but you can’t because you have to be an “adult” and go to “work”. 

wickedcuttah:

baconpolice:

Someone on Facebook shared a picture that says “Fuck Prince Charmin, give me a bad boy covered in tattoos” and okay let’s just forget the message for one second because

how

how do you let that typo go through

P&G is a multi-billion dollar company. I would so not turn down Prince Charmin.

#EVEN IF HE’S ONE OF THOSE CARTOON BEARS #THEY SEEM PRETTY DOMESTICATED  #AND CLEAN     

I swear, my students lost their tiny ever-loving minds. Thank the lord today is over.