April 2012
Creepy Story Time!
So I have a bookshelf in my room that has an old music box that apparently someone gave me when I was born on the top shelf. I have not touched the music box since the day I put it on that shelf when I moved into this house 6 years ago. It just decided to play like 3 notes and then stop. WHAT THE HELL. I’m a little creeped out. Just randomly it played. I have not touched it, I have not been near it…..
“I want to poke my own eye out with this curtain rod right now.”
—Me.
It’s a good thing I have a guilty conscience and no access to a credit card….
- Lizzie Bradbury: Good thing you didn't get the wrong window.
- Peter Colt: I did, but your dad's a very quick shag.
“Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.”
—Riccardo Tisci
Things I Will Never Understand:
- how to fold a fitted sheet.
Thank you, Red Sox.
- Person: do you have a boyfriend?
- Me: are you making fun of me
I'm a really friendly person until college football season starts.
Sweet Disposition
The Temper Trap
Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap
forgot how much I love this song :)
