every time I order Chinese from the place by my apartment: 2 sets of chopsticks and 2 fortune cookies….

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"Dear Lord, we started from the bottom now we’re here."

Day-before-Opening-Day ritual: watch Fever Pitch. 

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bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

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#WhyImSingle

"A guy asked if he could buy me a beer at the bar. I asked if he could buy me french fries instead."


Best.